If the above looks familiar to you, likely there is a Beyblade…thingie….in your house. They are cool I admit.

But they can also be really, really annoying, like if your six year old is spinning them off the table and onto the dog, rather than using them in their intended arena (plastic rectangle or kitty litter box or whatever).

Last night, while I was trying not to yell at Lincoln calmly finding a way to outline Beyblade etiquette, out of my mouth came: The Beys stay in the tray or they get taken away.

It’s catchy, don’t you think? Feel free to borrow. Let me know if it works.